Legend
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The Chef's (short-lived) Adventure
While the monk and the jelly monster rest, let's shift to a new story. We can return to the old one another time, but right now, I feel like starting up on a new character. And as the first post says, that's grounds for a new direction. The monk has had a pretty good run, with nearly 30 scenes and over 100 posts, but I think he needs a break. Let's see where the next 100 take us on a second path:
CHOOSE CHARACTER:
UnknownSquid: Farmer, Chef, Farmer, Chef, Farmer, Chef, Farmer, Chef, Farmer, Chef, Farmer, Chef???
Hard to decide but I say... Chef!
...:::Ben:::...: hmmmm this ought to be hard, damn hard hmmmmm i thi-----COP!
You are a chef who works on a cruise ship making fancy food for rich people. You're in the kitchen one day, when you forget what you were supposed to be doing. One of your fellow chefs is chopping up a bell pepper at a counter and he tells you that he needs more cheese for his sauce, but there is no more in the cupboard. He then asks you to go into the storage room for him to see if you can find more cheese. What will you do?
LB: Do what he askas you to do.
I just realized the wall color I chose is really similar to the background color in that post.
You enter the storage closet in search of the elusive cheese, but you are shocked at what you find! It seems that one of your fellow chefs is leaned against some of the boxes with a wound in his chest! He says to you "There's not much time to explain, but I'm a government agent working undercover on this cruise. I have reason to believe that there are several communist spies trying to sabotage the ship. One of them apparently found out about me and tried to kill me, then took my gun. You're the only one who knows about this now, so I'll need you to go in my place to kill the commies on this ship by any means necessary! I don't think I'll live long enough to do it myself!"
So what do you think? Will you be able to hunt down the spies? They may be disguised as ship employees or ordinary tourists. Then again, maybe this guy is just some lazy chef who wanted to slack off in the closet, so he stabbed himself with a potato peeler!
ThomasG: Do what he tells you to!!! hunt down those Communist bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( my grandpa gt killed by those sons of bitches)
...:::Ben:::...: Get back to work you lazy chef.... go get the cheese and mind your own buisness, let the communists do whateva! (hehe im so mean)
ThomasG: ....damn you... but I said it first so he's gonna do what I said...hehe
Ragdollmaster:i like the layout
Well, you may be able to hunt them down, but you'll have to do it one step at a time. You may want to start by either finding a weapon or searching for spying on your customers to see who's suspicious-looking, or confronting people. Tell the other chefs? Keep it secret? Try to help the wounded guy? There are plenty of options here...
UnknownSquid:Hunt the commies is a vague action. We can't go running around looking for anyone with a comunist manifesto can we? (My friend has one of those, a manifesto...)
I say we start our hunt for commies in the cheese store. :wink:
(edit - oh, you posted while I was writing this. Still, same.)
Yeah, that's basically what I wanted to say. The more vague an action is, the more liberty I have to take with the story. There are often blanks in a vague action, and I don't like having to fill them in. Like if the action was "help the wounded guy" I wouldn't know if you want to find him a bandage, get him to the sick bay, hide him from the commies, cook him some delicious food, or what, so I'd have to make up some stuff to fill in the gray area, and what I make up may not be the intention of the poster.
LB:Tell ALL the staff! Ask for help! Show them the wounded man!
ThomasG: First get all of your good chef friends togther and use the knifes as weapons. after you done that, try to find out what their plan is by searching the boat and looking for weapons that might come into communist hands
Firestorm96: i wanna be cop!
ragdollmaster: your about...lemme see, 15 posts per page, X 10 pages.... 150 posts late buddy, we picked a char long time ago. and dont post stuff that has nothing to do with the story
First get all of your good chef friends togther and use the knifes as weapons. after you done that, try to find out what their plan is by searching the boat and looking for weapons that might come into communist hands
good idea but lets take some potateos for throwing weapons, or some frying pans to knock out commies but not kill them
EDIT: oh by the way, you feeling any better loofiloo?
A bit, yeah. I went into the doctor for a stomach X-ray today. That was quite an... Interesting ordeal, which involved ingestion of several unpleasant substances.
For the record, I don't care if people want to post things that don't relate to the story. I'm pretty laid-back in terms of what people can and can't do in my thread.
And while I guess this new request is less vague, it's still more than one action at a time. If your post consists of multiple sentences using words like "First," "Then," and "Next," then I'll probably only pay attention to the first sentence.
ragollmaster: ok then go get some weapons and your felow chefs first.
(Request rights still go to ThomasG, since he had the first post after mine)
You leave the pantry and announce to the whole kitchen your ever-so-convincing tale of the wounded government agent back there, and the communist spies trying to sabotage the boat somehow, but for some reason, people don't seem to be convinced. Your co-worker from earlier says "You mean to tell me that you couldn't get me some cheese because of communists? Get back to that pantry and don't come back until you find it!"
Yisrolik: Go into the pantry and get the dieing guy. Take him out and show him to everyone. Say: "You want cheese! Heres your cheese! You see this dieing guy! this is serious! i need Jack Bauer!" lol
LB: Yea, what he said!
You head back to the pantry (casual as could be) but where the wounded guy WAS sitting, there's nothing but a spot on the ground and a note. It says "You need to watch what you say in front of everyone! Your friends, NON-communists."
...:::Ben:::...: OK this is crazy, jump off board, and swim to shore.:)
ThomasG: fine...
ragdollmaster:killjoys
i say go get some cheese,give it to your co-workers, and then look for the agent. get some supplies (weapons,health kit, random merchandise, etc) in case you are attacked by commies.
jaredvcxz: Dude, we have to do what is said first, even if it ruins the story! :x
ragdollmaster: no loofiloo said that he'll take the first reasonable suggestion. the first two would ruin the story after 2 pages. not very reasonable is it
LB: We are going to sometime go back to the one with the Kinda Ragdoll.
ragdollmaster: but after two pages? not even that much because it started in the middle of a page.
Sorry I haven't updated yet today... But yeah, I've been totally addicted to this new game I just downloaded. @_@ Survival Crisis Z. It's like, you're in a zombie-infested city surviving to the best of your ability, and there are these warring factions and stuff... Maybe I'll make a thread about it... I just think it's crazy good.
I'll get to updating soon, but some of you really do need to learn how to make one-step-at-a-time suggestions. (No way I'm drawing out that entire plan)
You find a wedge of cheese in the supply closet, and bring it on out to the other chef. He says "Ah, finally! This will do most nicely for my sauce. Now, do you suppose you could help me slice these tomatoes, or are you still on the hunt for those communists?"
...:::Ben:::...:this one wont ruin the story:
get the butchr knife and kill him
1. he may be a communist
2. he's really annoying
kylekankan2: Yeah do what ben says
ragdollmaster: ITS A SHE!SHES A WITCH!BURN HER,BURN HERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
hehe do what ben says and kill the chef
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jaredvcxz: it look's like ben has a fan, maybe next years valentine :wink: :wink:
UnknownSquid: OMG. Our chef must be a grade A psyco... with a PHD in Psyco-ology.
Oh well...here we go.
YOU won't be outsmarted by any commies trying to hide in this kitchen. You grab a rather large knife, and innocently walk over toward the tomatoes preparing to slice them, then instead, attack your fellow chef! As you do so, a second chef sees what happens, stares at you, then immediately dashes out of the kitchen. Maybe he's also a spy! Should you go after him?
LB: Go after him, and stop him before he gets you in trouble!
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LB: The reason I said Ben a bunch of times before was because I agreed with him, and wanted to do somthing funny/wierd.
...:::Ben:::...: oh...srry
LB: It's OK, I was just telling the people who teased me.
ThomasG: It was more pathetic then funny
You manage to tackle the fleeing chef before he reaches the door, but as you do, you realize that several other chefs have just managed to escape. They're probably either alerting the authorities or alerting their spy friends, if they have any. So now the wise decisions would probably be to either find a place to hide/protect yourself, or try to track down those who just fled.
(Then again, wise decisions aren't really required. =P Killing that one chef was kind of an out-there request, but it still happened.)
ThomasG: Take him as hostage and hide. If any sucerity comes threatin to kill him
...:::Ben:::...: throw the dead body and the knife overboard... if anybody comes can't u just say it wasn't u? i mean come on people lie
It's OK, I was just telling the people who teased me.
jaredvcxz:
Like, you know, I don't really care, so, like, what-evah
ragdollmaster: heh hostage situatuion. but what if the SWAT comes :P?
jaredvcxz: run :P
Kiyasha {Facepunch}: Hide in the barrel, Zork style.
jaredvcxz: Who Dat??
Kiyasha {Facepunch}: In Zork Grand Inquisitor, one of the first things you do (when you have the cigar) is light a Grand Inquisitor doll on fire and hide in a nearby barrel, distracting Jack to come put out the fire; he is then mistaken for the arsonist, his shop for retrieving the lamp is back open. 
jaredvcxz: what game?
Kiyasha {Facepunch}: Read above, read the first few words 'Zork Grand Inquisitor' 
This chef seems to be turning into quite the criminal.
P.S. I can put Facepunch emotes all over the place as well. 
Kiyasha {Facepunch}: GASP, WHO ARE YOU?
And that'd be rad...
ragdollmaster: how do you put in emotes? i cant find any option that lets me....
Kiyasha {Facepunch}: 1. Go to photobucket
2. Upload EMOTES
3. Get shortkeys lite
4. Create code for EMOTES ex ';roll;' as title, what ;roll; should turn into = [img]IMAGE URL HERE[/img]
5.???
6. Profit.
LB: On the emoticons, right click --> propertys --> Address (URL) --> Copy --> paste in [img](Paste Here)[/img]
We use ImageShack.
Kiyasha {Facepunch}: I don't. Due to the fact that the ads on imageshack give me spyware
LB: Don't click adds then!
Kiyasha {Facepunch}: I'm smart enough not to, and I don't. They pop up, AND not every pop up blocker blocks everything.
LB: Strange, I never get pop-ups, and beside, I hear a sound when a pop-up is blocked, and I never hear that sound on imageshack.
Kiyasha {Facepunch}: Odd, lets get back on topic.
Hide in the barrel.
ragdollmaster: is photobucket ok? i use it instead of imageshack
You begin dragging the other chef to the pantry, but once you get there, he's able to overpower you and get away! He kicks you to the ground and runs out the door just as two officers find you. "Freeze, you! Now if you come with us, we may be able to arrange either a reduced or dropped sentence for you. If you fail to comply, we will shoot you right now."
...:::Ben:::...: put ur hands up, and just as the other guy is coming to get u, take him with the knife and use his pistol to kill the other guy :)
Kiyasha {Facepunch}: Use bad grammar and spelling to blow the shit that they call brains out their ears.
jaredvcxz: U PWN3D BEN
Oh wow, somebody actually used that word correctly for the first time.
jaredvcxz: I ACTUALLY DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You raise up your hands, and just as one of the officers approaches, you hack his arm with your butcher knife and grab his gun! Unfortunately, the other officer, suspicious ever since you failed to drop the knife when surrendering, was ready for something like this, and he shot you in the head. Chef Guy is now dead.
What a shame. He could've had such an interesting story. Well anyway...
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